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The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.

The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy.
Toxic house plants poison more children than household chemicals.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

In Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman's private parts through a mirror.

If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people,50% of the world's currency would be held by 6 people.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

Fewer than half of the 16,200 major league baseball players have ever hit a home run.

A snail can sleep for three years.

All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

No word in the English language rhymes with month.

It burns up to 150 calories an hour ramming ones head into a wall.

The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

There are more chickens in the world than people.

More people in China speak English than in the United States.

An ostrich egg would take four hours to hard boil.

Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

Pigs can run a mile in 7 minutes.


Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.


Gackt is Bi-Sexual.


On average, every American thinks about killing a close friend or co-worker 947 times a year.


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45% of dollar bills you'll ever own have been in a stripper's g-string.

After the "Popeye" comic strip started in 1931, spinach consumption went up by thirty-three percent in the United States.

The U.S. Government will not allow portraits of living persons to appear on stamps.

The average person laughs 13 times a day.

The average North-American will eat 35,000 cookies in during their life span.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

The average American spends 6 years in the bathroom, and 6 months at a stoplight.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Close to 80% of people who watch the Super Bowl on television, only do so to view the commercials.

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